Fruity Fermenter Gifts

who says you cant make your own wine out of gooseberries

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

I love what you've done with your hare.

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

Banana

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Fruit Bonnet

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'