Fruity Financier Gifts

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'How much did you save this year?'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Is that neat whisky?"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Fruit Bonnet

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."