Fruitful Friend Gifts

The Martini is invented.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Diner

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I think I can". (train)

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Banana Smoothie

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'Is it organic?'

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

An apple a day!

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Jury of one's pears

Robinia Floribunda

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Orange worrying about cellulite.

Apples this year...last year...next year.

"How about this round mouth shovel."

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.