Fruitful Friend Prints

The Martini is invented.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Diner

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I think I can". (train)

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Banana Smoothie

'Nana!'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'Is it organic?'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

An apple a day!

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

Jury of one's pears

Robinia Floribunda

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Orange worrying about cellulite.

"How about this round mouth shovel."

Apples this year...last year...next year.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'