Happy-go-lucky Friend Gifts

It's beautiful outside, Axel! It's beautiful inside, Lance! Life is wonderful! I agree completely! Why are we talking like this? I have a naturally positive outlook! What's your excuse? I'm drunk!

"We always seem to be on the opposite page."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Clown Happy Hour

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Shall I be mother?

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

Spiderman car window cleaner

Cat Graduation

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Surgeon Selfie

Hover Kitties

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"They just love tassels."

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'