Happy-go-lucky Friend Pillows

"We always seem to be on the opposite page."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bears going water skiing.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"You're suffering from extreme laziness."

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Shall I be mother?

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

"They grow up so slow."

'Lion!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"They just love tassels."

Surgeon Selfie

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

Hover Kitties