Feasting Friend Gifts

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

I wish I'd had the review.

Emotional Bling

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

The Martini is invented.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Larry never gains an ounce!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."