Feasting Gifts

Thanksgiving Day Traditions

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Thanks and Giving

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Michaelmas Day. The cheap tailor's goose provides himself with a shooting jacket and vest.

"Poureth no more - My cup runneth over!"

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Once again the atheist gets the drumstick!

Henry VIII

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

T is for Turkey

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"We had this last year."

Christmas food.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Wife leaving note 'midnight mass' on husbands distended stomache as she leaves house.

"Thanks Giving."

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'