Feasting Gifts

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Thanks and Giving

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Michaelmas Day. The cheap tailor's goose provides himself with a shooting jacket and vest.

"Poureth no more - My cup runneth over!"

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Once again the atheist gets the drumstick!

Henry VIII

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"We had this last year."

"Thanks Giving."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Wife leaving note 'midnight mass' on husbands distended stomache as she leaves house.

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'