Flourishing Friend Gifts

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Emotional Bling

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

The Martini is invented.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

You make me feel like dancing!

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Caliologist

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Girl and Flower Sharing a Drink of Water.

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Caring for the planet

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Internal Clocks.