Fruitcake Lover Pillows

You are what you eat - Fruitcake.

"Just be yourself."

Lesbian civil partnership.

What the Doctor Ordered

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

A heart shaped cake

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Bermuda Triangles

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Layer cake

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Peach flirting with a banana.

Happy Birthday to you.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'