Fruit Cake Lovers Pillows

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

"Just be yourself."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

What the Doctor Ordered

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Layer cake

Frosting the Snowman

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Cake Friday!

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Panettone