Fruitcake Enthusiast Pillows

'If we contact a loved one Patricia we can all only talk to them spiritually. I'm afraid we can't give them fruit cake.'

"Just be yourself."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Frosting the Snowman

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Apple Pie Abduction

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."