Fruitcake Lover Prints

You are what you eat - Fruitcake.

"Just be yourself."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

What the Doctor Ordered

A heart shaped cake

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Layer cake

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Cake Friday!

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Happy Birthday to you.