Fruitcake Fan Prints

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Apples for sale

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

A heart shaped cake

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Punt Cake

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Ball as water-melon.

Cake Friday!

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Panettone

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."