Fruitcake Fan Prints

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

Psych Ward - Fruit Cake.

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

A heart shaped cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Punt Cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Layer cake

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Gooseberry Fool...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Cake Friday!

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Tree Passion

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."