Fruitcake Aficionado Prints

'Care for some forbidden fruitcake?'

"The only artifact that's lasted 4,000 years appears to be the sacrificial fruitcake."

"I know we overspent a bit during the holidays ... but fruitcake for dinner again!?"

"It's not Mana. It's fruitcake."

Diner.

What the Doctor Ordered

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Punt Cake

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Layer cake

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Large, wrinkly

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Panettone

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Doctor in a cake