Fruitcake Aficionado Gifts

'Care for some forbidden fruitcake?'

"The only artifact that's lasted 4,000 years appears to be the sacrificial fruitcake."

"I know we overspent a bit during the holidays ... but fruitcake for dinner again!?"

"It's not Mana. It's fruitcake."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

What the Doctor Ordered

Diner.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

A heart shaped cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Punt Cake

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Cake Friday!

Tree Passion

Panettone

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress