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Cutting round an igloo...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'What the devil is that?

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

Roadkill Restaurant

Guy Fieri

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'