Frozen Food Explorer Pillows

Cutting round an igloo...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

Roadkill Restaurant

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Guy Fieri

'What the devil is that?

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

TV dinners: regular and widescreen