Front Desk Staff Gifts

"It's important that a welcoming smile is always genuine, Susan."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Do you take dark money?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'Botox.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'