Front Desk Staff Pillows

"It's important that a welcoming smile is always genuine, Susan."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Finger on the Z Key

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Do you take dark money?"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

'Botox.'

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."