Information Desk Personnel Pillows

"I don't think they're as helpful as they used to be!"

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Useless information"

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

'Botox.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

Boy at Computer.

"The buck stops next door"

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"