Front Desk Associate Pillows

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

We stock ALL sizes...

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'll give you a moment."

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

Computer tech support sacred offering

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'Perfect - as Sir will know, the fashion is for the looser suit this year...'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in college.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

It's too tight! You'll shrink into it as you get older.

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

Shirt Maker.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"The lost password department's that way."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."