Help Desk Officer Pillows

'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Your call is important to us...

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'll give you a moment."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"