Help Desk Specialist Pillows

Information desk closed - out of information.

"Oh great! First my internet goes down, then my email crashes and now my bleedin' screen's frozen..."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Inkwell Genie.

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Where should I leave this?'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'