Help Desk Support Pillows

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Geek fairies

Torn-Off Mouse.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Your call is important to us...

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

"I'll give you a moment."

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

Computer tech support sacred offering

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'Control Alt Delete...My three finger salute to the help desk.'

Boy at Computer.

'Internet' 'Internot'