Help Desk Operator Pillows

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

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"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

'Better 'phone I.T.- My mouse is playing-up'again!'

"Please stay on the line....Your call is being ignored in the order in which it was received."

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"Your call is very important to us . . . Please wait until hell freezes over."

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Your call is important to us...

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'll give you a moment."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!