Guardian Of The Front Desk Pillows

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Extra Long-jump

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

Code Red!

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'

Visiting the Opera

"Please stay on the line....Your call is being ignored in the order in which it was received."

Over-qualified?

"So with our new Service Level Agreements our help desk is offering a much faster surly and sarcastic response."

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

Allo?

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

As a Desk Officer McDonald failed to impress his superiors.

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"What do you mean - you don't know?"

Information: 'Out getting more.'

"It's important that a welcoming smile is always genuine, Susan."

"Which way is track nine?"

'Better 'phone I.T.- My mouse is playing-up'again!'

'Hello? Help desk?'