Service Desk Staff Gifts

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

Finger on the Z Key

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'No Sir, it's not sunny here all the time. Never at night.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'Botox.'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"I'll give you a moment."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

"The buck stops next door"