Service Desk Manager Gifts

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

Tech support...can I help you!

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Boy at Computer.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

'Of course I care, madam!'

"I hope you don't mind waiting, all the staff are on a 'customer care' course."

GRIN and BEAR IT desk nameplates.

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"The lost password department's that way."

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Information window, Opinion window.

'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

"If something is done wrong enough times, it becomes right."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."