Frog Keeping T-Shirts

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Frog flirting.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"She's just being Koi."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

The Frog Prince

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"And would you like flies with that?"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"