Frog Keeping Mugs

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"She's just being Koi."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

The Frog Prince

"Beware of the frog"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Pond Dipping...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'