Frog Fashionistas T-Shirts

Frog in the puddles.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."