Frog Fashionistas Pillows

Frog in the puddles.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."