Frog Fashionista Pillows

Frog jumping over a puddle.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'