Frock Lover Gifts

Purple dress

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Kirsten Johnson

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Ennio Morricone

Living with a cataholic.

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

Djargo.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Tall Snowman

Paul McCartney

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Making noise in the cinema

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

Tadpoles

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. My client merely wishes to withhold nookie. Objection!

Blackbirds.

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'