Frock Lover Mugs

Purple dress

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Kirsten Johnson

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Ennio Morricone

Living with a cataholic.

Djargo.

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Making noise in the cinema

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Tall Snowman

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

Stealth grazing.

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

'And you call yourself an environmentalist!'

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'