Frill Lover Gifts

'I am sorry you two, but this is a no frills airline!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

You are my sunshine!

"Say hello to my little friend."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Kirsten Johnson

'Shuck me.'

Sumo Love.

Purple dress

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Ennio Morricone

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

Stephen King

Altar Ego

Living with a cataholic.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Djargo.

'Of course I like to base all my characters on real life. For instance the fat useless guy in my last novel was you!'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Making noise in the cinema