Friends With Children Gifts

"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Wildlife

A young Don King

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

I will study my speling words...

'Ahhh...'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

SALE

'Are we nearly there yet?'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Fish hunting for men.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!