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Toy 4x4: Now with real emissions!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

I will study my speling words...

'Ahhh...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Bouncing baby

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"