Friends Of Kids Prints

Toy 4x4: Now with real emissions!

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

I will study my speling words...

'Ahhh...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Bouncing baby

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"