Fridge Farmers Gifts

None of my plants do well...but I forgot I had an onion in my refrigerator, and it's sprouting leaves and growing well.

baby sweetcorn...

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Bees SOS

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Entertainment systems

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"I think the milk's off!"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Grumpy Cow

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'I love you guys!'

Noah's fridge

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"Well, that backfired."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

'Here comes the pimp.'