Fridge Farmers Mugs

None of my plants do well...but I forgot I had an onion in my refrigerator, and it's sprouting leaves and growing well.

baby sweetcorn...

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Bees SOS

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Entertainment systems

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"I think the milk's off!"

"Edward! Where are our children?"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I love you guys!'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Noah's fridge

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Grumpy Cow

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

"Well, that backfired."

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Here comes the pimp.'