Fridge Gallery Owner Gifts

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Misunderstood artist

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Now this I get."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Escher exhibition first floor

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

Art Gallery.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

German School

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'