Fridge Extraordinaire Gifts

Dad could be over-protective.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Entertainment systems

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Edward! Where are our children?"

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Steroids.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Noah's fridge

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Dumping Fridges.