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Dad could be over-protective.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'You are doing it wrong.'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Edward! Where are our children?"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Steroids.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Dumping Fridges.