Fridge Conqueror Gifts

Over eating...don't do it.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Second lifeReal life.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Am Awful Crammer.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

A woman's work is never done!

Access Denied!

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Careerist

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

A day in the life of a dish sink

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

The Colonel at home.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'