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'It couldn't be much fresher ,sir - didn't you see it wink at you ?'

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Freshest ice cream in town!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Tree Passion

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Walkers

'What are you eating now?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Planting veggies

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Low Hanging Fruit

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...