Freshly Hunted Cuisine Fan Gifts

'The venison is very fresh.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Snacks for Learners

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.