Freshly Hunted Cuisine Fan Mugs

'The venison is very fresh.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Planting veggies

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Snacks for Learners

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.