Fresh Air Detective T-Shirts

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

The EP-21 spy plane.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Violence on TV.

The Hypocritic Oath

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

We're fact checking your story.

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

News of the Underworld

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."